Welcome to Happy William

Your new favourite online condom retailer.

Our carefully curated range of safe sex products will satisfy your every need and desire, because happiness comes in all shapes and sizes.

Plus, with discreet delivery, we keep your order between us, so you can keep things fun between the sheets.

CATEGORIES

Whatever you’re into, get into our wide variety of products. Take a look below and browse by size, sensation, thickness or even flavour!

XXL

Think big.

XL

Above average comfort.

Regular

Classic condoms.

Close fit

Less is more.

Ultra thin

Real feel experience. 

Extra thick

For extra safety.

Brand

Find your trusted brand.

Stimulating

Elevate your pleasure.

Lubricants

Lube up!

Delay

Longer lasting pleasure.

Non latex

No latex? No problem.

Flavours

Satisfy your appetite.

Why choose Happy William?

Happy is Happy

FREE DELIVERY FROM 28€

DISCREET DELIVERY

ORIGINAL PRODUCTS,
HIGHEST QUALITY

100% IRISH
100% HAPPY

ABOUT US & FAQ

Why should I use condoms?

There are many advantages to using condoms. First and foremost, they mean safer sex—in terms of both contraception and your health. If you’re not ready to have a family (or an STI), then condoms are a great way to safely enjoy sex. They can also help you extend intercourse and can even make it more pleasurable. Browse our categories today to find your perfect fit and feel.

How do I put a condom on?

Hold the tip of the condom between your forefinger and thumb to make sure it’s put on the right way round and no air is trapped inside (the condom may split if air is trapped inside). Place the condom over the tip of the penis. While squeezing the tip of the condom, gently roll it down to the base of the erect penis. For more information, please click here.

 

How do I know what condom size to choose?

Most condoms are longer than they need to be. If you find there is too much roll at the base, you may need a snugger fit. If there is no roll left, you’ll need a larger condom. It’s also important to remember that when it comes to condom fit, girth is more important than length.

Click here to find your perfect fit on the Happy William size guide.

Should I use lubricants?

Sexual lubricant (lube) can be used to help make sexual acts—like sex, masturbation or sex toy play—more pleasurable. Lubes work to reduce friction between your skin and the person, object or body part you’re using, which can eliminate chafing, pain and uncomfortable rubbing. You can learn more about using lubricants here.

Are all condoms the same?
The short answer is no. Some condoms are not as safe as others, like novelty condoms or ones bought from online auction sites. You should always buy condoms from a reputable source and ensure they have the European CE mark or BSI kite mark, as well as checking:

  • they’re within their use-by date
  • they’re not damaged
  • the seal is not broken

Unsure of other condom ‘facts’? You can find the truth behind more common myths by simply clicking here.

Using Condoms: Some Dos and Don’ts
Before:

  • Do open the packet carefully to avoid damaging the condom.
  • Do always put on the condom before any contact between the penis and the vagina, mouth or anus.
  • Don’t use a condom more than once. This isn’t the time to try to get more bang for your buck.

During:

    • Do change condoms after 30 minutes if you’re having a long sex session. Friction can weaken the condom, making it more likely to split.
    • Don’t use 2 condoms together, whether that’s 2 male condoms or a female and a male condom. This adds friction and can cause them to break.
    • Don’t use body lotions, moisturiser, massage oil, body oil, or any other oil-based product (such as Vaseline) with condoms. This will weaken the condom, making it less effective.

    After:

      • Do wrap used condoms in a tissue or piece of paper and put them in a dustbin.
      • Don’t flush used condoms down the toilet.

    Bonus Dos:

      • Do always choose condoms with the European CE mark or BSI kite mark.
      • Do keep condoms cool. Heat can damage condoms, so store them somewhere cool and dry.
      • Do check the expiry date on the packaging. Condoms don’t last forever and may be past the point at which they work.
      • Do buy condoms before going on holiday to avoid problems with language and trying to find somewhere to buy them.

Happy William is Ireland’s new favourite online condom and lubricant retailer.

We’ve curated a wide variety of safe sex products to meet the needs and desires of every William, Richard and Michael, because happiness comes in all shapes and sizes. So come one, come all and enjoy safe sex like never before.

Plus, we keep all orders under wraps, with discreet home delivery in unbranded packages, so while you’re safe from the nosy neighbours, you’re free to be the noisy neighbours.

If you have any questions about product ranges, sizes or our discreet delivery, please don’t hesitate to get in touch